nelipotgeneration:

omg i told u sharks are misunderstood

I have lost my favourite mojo/gris-gris bag and I am pissed off.

inabasket:

Wow, the new Monsters Inc movie looks brutal. 

eatstarsnsparkle:

boazpriestly:

osointricate:

boazpriestly:

demonsanddragons:

darcywho:

harlotstarlet-queenofconeyisland:

chasexjackson:

THE GOLDEN RULE OF TUMBLR

my god, we’re all Ross.

Excuse you.

Excuse you

So in conclusion, we are all the men of Friends, combined. 

Not just the men.

Phoebe is basically a walking night blogger when she’s got a guitar.  Admit it.

In conclusion, we are the show Friends. 

we all need this on our blogs

kathelizz:

kathelizz:

I TWEETED ABOUT MY REICHENBACH FEELS AND I GET THIS AS A REPLY

SO I GO TO THEIR WEBSITE AND

THAT’S NOT ALL

THEY KNOW WE CANNOT BE SATISFIED BUYING EACH PRODUCT INDIVIDUALLY SO THEY PUT IT ALL IN ONE BIG PACK FOR THE SAME PRICE AS ALL THE INDIVIDUAL PACKS

I HAVE FOUND THE PROMISED LAND

LAST TIME I SAW THIS, IT HAD 5 NOTES

YOU’RE WELCOME, EVERYONE

celestial-awkwardness:

citilights:

celestial-awkwardness:

Cosmo tip: When he inserts, whisper “Swiggity swag it’s in the vag”

MY GRANDMA READ THIS OVER MY SHOULDER AND NOW SHES HYPERVENTILATING

Swiggity sweeling she must know the feeling

We’ll tear your soul apart!

foxnewsofficial:

you can win any argument if you just keep replying with “so?” to everything they say until they have an existential crisis 

falloutboise:

“Mom have you met my boyfriend yet”

“Sweetie that’s a cardboard cutout of the Russian kid from the Star Trek movie”