omg i told u sharks are misunderstood
I have lost my favourite mojo/gris-gris bag and I am pissed off.
Wow, the new Monsters Inc movie looks brutal.
THE GOLDEN RULE OF TUMBLR
my god, we’re all Ross.
So in conclusion, we are all the men of Friends, combined.
Not just the men.
Phoebe is basically a walking night blogger when she’s got a guitar. Admit it.
In conclusion, we are the show Friends.
we all need this on our blogs
I TWEETED ABOUT MY REICHENBACH FEELS AND I GET THIS AS A REPLY
SO I GO TO THEIR WEBSITE AND
THAT’S NOT ALL
THEY KNOW WE CANNOT BE SATISFIED BUYING EACH PRODUCT INDIVIDUALLY SO THEY PUT IT ALL IN ONE BIG PACK FOR THE SAME PRICE AS ALL THE INDIVIDUAL PACKS
I HAVE FOUND THE PROMISED LAND
LAST TIME I SAW THIS, IT HAD 5 NOTES
YOU’RE WELCOME, EVERYONE
Cosmo tip: When he inserts, whisper “Swiggity swag it’s in the vag”
MY GRANDMA READ THIS OVER MY SHOULDER AND NOW SHES HYPERVENTILATING
Swiggity sweeling she must know the feeling
We’ll tear your soul apart!
you can win any argument if you just keep replying with “so?” to everything they say until they have an existential crisis
“Mom have you met my boyfriend yet”
“Sweetie that’s a cardboard cutout of the Russian kid from the Star Trek movie”
Gamer, reader, writer, thinker, tea drinker, mostly gamer.
After time adrift among open stars,
along tides of light and through shoals of dust,
I will return to where I began.