I've spent a whole night reading about British...
And the only thing I’ve been interested in is the one thing I already knew; “In England and Wales 390,127 people (almost 0.8%) stated their religion as Jedi on their 2001 Census forms, surpassing Sikhism, Judaism, and Buddhism, and making it the fourth largest reported religion in the countries” There are rare occasions where I genuinely love my country, this is/was one such...
I’ve been in bed and haven’t spoken to anyone. God.
"The scary man killed the attractive crying man...
“Attractive” is nowhere near enough to describe Misha.
And I leaned forward to get drink, accidentally leaned on the controller and Fus Ro Dah-ed Malborn (the Bosmer who helps you when you attend the Thalmor Embassy party in Diplomatic Immunity.) So he just flew into a wall and now the guards are attacking him! Time to reload -_-
Mikey and Spinelli from Recess grew up to be... →
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We Were Waiting Until You Were Older to Tell You →
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Dat Redguard stole my horse!
When People Capitalize The First Letter Of Every... →
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Things you shouldn’t say when to me when I’m unwell: -“You need to think positive!” Everyone says it. Next time someone has flu I’m going to say “Have you considered not having flu?” -“You just need to get on with it!” Thanks, I’m going to break your ankle and say “You just need to carry on walking!” Will that help?...
If there's one thing that the internet teaches me
It’s that, no matter where I go or what I do, everyone will always give me a million reasons to hate them. Tumblr is pissing me off so much tonight. No, I don’t care if you’ve edited some retarded picture and added too much text, ridiculous ‘artistic’ effects or just HAD to post it because you think you look SO ‘ugly’ in it. I don’t care if...
Three things the world would be pointless without:
Tea, furry blankets and custard fucking creams.
So I'm watching X-Men First Class (finally!)
And what the fucking fuck have they done to Moira MacTaggert? She’s American and she needs Professor Xavier’s help on genetic mutation? She’s Scottish and she is one of the foremost authorities on genetic mutation, having been a postgraduate at Oxford WITH Charles Xavier. I hate movies sometimes.
I forgot how amazingly ridiculously depressing and...
WHAT THE ROCK
medusa95: taught me:
majorasbitch: troam: narcolepticbunny: ...
le-moustachedevil: I may be 20, but I’m not yet grown up enough to be able to resist giggling like a bitch.
Race: Altmer. Hours played: No idea, I’d rather not know. Favorite skill: Sneak or Archery; bitches don’t stand a chance against my sneaky arrows. Favorite weapon: My own little enchanted Ebony dagger called Liferend, combined with the one-handed Sneak attack perks I am un-fucking-stoppable ho-bags. Your favorite spell: Chain Lightning, Fireball or Ice Storm; can’t choose. ...
Just … yeah.
One of my most favorite quotes from anything,...
“Mrs Griffin, we don’t use the word ‘insane’, we prefer the term ‘mentally hilarious’”
When it comes to surprises in the moonlit night, I...
Now that I’m not a child, everything just sounds rapey.