June 2011
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It is the opinion of the entire staff
that Dexter is criminally insane.
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In 30 Rock
I wonder if we’ll ever discover the truth behind Kenneth’s age?
He apparently knew Shirley Temple when he was 8, he’s had a pet bird for 60 years, he nervously says “Who told you I’ve been alive forever?”
And he comments on how when he looks in the mirror all he sees is “a White haze”
Vampyr?!
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The Westboro Baptist Church
Now, I am not a violent man, I don’t believe that violence is the answer to anything. But the WBC are very close to changing my mind.
They are an ugly side-effect of free speech. We can’t deny them their right to speak and they know that and that’s why they’re so smug.
Tumblr is awash with people declaring their hatred for them, as is most of America, and yet...
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A serious post, for once.
Yes. This will be serious, honest and a lot more blog-like.
It’s 04:47am by my laptop time. I tried to have an early night last night, I even took some Kalms to help me sleep. Obviously, that went to fuck.
I have a lot of stuff to get off my chest, and I’m going to. Don’t want to hear it? Then feel free to press “Dashboard” and return to your own little world.
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Cracked.com makes my life bearable →
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Résumé
christinameisa:
Razors pain you, Rivers are damp, Acids stain you, And drugs cause cramp. Guns aren’t lawful, Nooses give, Gas smells awful. You might as well live.
— Dorothy Parker
One of my favourite of her creations <3
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I was born far too late.
I missed all the golden ages.
Literature, movies, theatre …
What have we got? Old people who won’t die and the bitch fight between Apple and Microsoft.
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“If with the literate I am
Impelled to try an epigram,
I never seek to take the...”
– Dorothy Parker.
Printed in Life, 09-04-1927.
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“For beautiful eyes, look for the good in others; for beautiful lips, speak only...”
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-Audrey Hepburn
(via hanadoesntgiveadamn)
twinkletwinkle asked: It's not until August. I don't want to go by myself though!
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Congratulations New York!
I keep reading that everywhere on my dashboard.
What has New York done?
twinkletwinkle asked: Mr Tom, are you going to pride this year?
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Would you kindly?
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Why is the world so opposed to chaos?
It’s all order and routine.
Our world, our universe and we ourselves are products of chaos. Of accidents and mistakes and coincidence.
Form and order exist only because we say they do.
Forget authority. Forget obligations and responsibility. They’re concepts imposed on us by our ancestors.
Embrace the pandemonium from which we were born.
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It seems
That the summer solstice is upon us.
Surely there will be magical workings afoot all across our glorious land and celebrations of the Earth’s return to her fertile and beautiful glory!
May your offerings be taken, may the spirits be merry, may the Fae folk dance, may your deity(ies) continue to watch and protect you!
To all the spell weavers of our world, may the gods smile upon you...
Summer soltice!
Tomorrow.
Who wishes to celebrate with me? :D
OFYM Complaint Line →
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In Harry Potter
Why don’t people just use time turners to make sure voldemort never gained power?
Maybe magic makes you retarded.
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I can't wait for Harry Potter & DH2
Because then I’ll never have to hear about it ever, ever again.
I HATE HARRY POTTER.
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As if ...
… Cloris Leachman is 85. Still as brilliant as ever.
My favorite role of hers will always be as Frau Blucher (*neiiiiiiiiigggghhh*) in Young Frankenstein <3
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Two of my favorite song verses ever:
“As you know, predestination From the day of your creation Has determined your vocation That’s a fact.”
and “This is your fate, become a Frankenstein before it’s too late. We know you won’t regret it. You should express your willingness. Why not acquiesce, reassess? You’re under stress!”
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Rediscovered one of my favorite musical songs :D
The Roqueforts are celebrated for their Roquefort cheese The Rothschilds are famous for their wines. Hersheys have their chocolates and Liptons have their teas. When it comes to making monsters you can’t beat the Frankensteins.
Join the family business, rob a grave or two Stop the shop from closing, it all depends on you Uphold the family honour, you must tow the family line Join the family...
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Day #8
3 things you couldn’t live without.
1. Technology, unfortunately. 2. My best friend. 3. My pets.
I've seen the first twenty minutes of X-men First...
its-real-for-us:
I’m pretty impressed BUT… 1) Why the fuck is Moira MacTaggert American?! 2) I’ve always imagined Sebastian Shaw to be English? (The same goes for Emma Frost)
Sorry if I sound like a moaning idiot, but as a huge fan of the comics it feels like someone is beating my child.
She’s AMERICAN?! Seriously? Wow. I just lost my x-men boner …
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Day #7
4 things you hate about yourself.
1. My entire physical existence. 2. My obsessive and nervous disposition. 3. The fact that I’m attracted to any man as long as he’s breathing. 4. My tendency towards intellectual snobbery. And occasional general snobbery.
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I love cracked.com
“Both scorpions and tarantulas are arachnids, which means that they share a common ancestor: The first sin man committed against God, which congealed into the most fearful shape in mankind’s thoughts, and then scuttled away into the rocks to haunt his children for the rest of eternity.”
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Day #6
5 things you like about yourself.
1. My eyes. 2. I’m educated and cultured. 3. My dark sense of humour. 4. I’m capable of very profound and deep thoughts and perceptions. 5. I’m a gifted sorceress ;) (I’m not, I’ve just run out of things to put)
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Day #5
6 pet peeves.
1. People who who lack manners and common courtesy. 2. People who can’t accept that their opinion isn’t taken as gospel. 3. People who don’t appreciate and make the most of their education. 4. People who think their attractiveness will get them through life. 5. People who get everything they want without needing to work for it. 6. Women. Who. Smoke. Whilst....
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Day #4
7 things you can’t decide how you feel about. Things I both hate and like and can’t settle on either opinion.
1. Gay pride. 2. Christianity. 3. America. 4. The sciences. 5. Louie Spence. 6. McDonalds. 7. Your mother.
