July 2011
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Heartbroken.
Totally and utterly.
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I like my women like I like my coffee
covered in bees.
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“If wild my breast and sore my pride,
I bask in dreams of suicide,
If cool my...”
– Dorothy Parker (via littlemoonshoes)
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Because why not.
A - Age: 20
B - Bed size: Single, but will be double soon. A free space ;)
C - Chore you hate: Urm. Emptying the food waste bin, because it’s rank in there.
D - Dad’s name: Wesley, father or dad.
E - Essential start your day item: Dog; I’m not awake until he claws me to shreds.
F - Favorite color: Purple/blue.
G - Gold or Silver: Silver
H - Height: 5’9”/10”
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chrisversion2 asked: Tom, the Jesus thing made me actually laugh outloud. I read it in your voice
Reblog if you wouldn't hesitate to delete your...
Anyday.
I wouldn’t even close the tumblr tab for him.
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Sample UK Citizenship Test
I failed.
You need 75% to pass, I got 33%.
I failed the citizenship test for my own country. Not only that but I only understood 1 or 2 of the questions.
Good god.
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This will fuck your mind, I swear it ain't even...
stephenryann:
Wasn´t it turning to the other side ?
Yes, it will fuck with your mind … … If you’re the kind of person who is unaware of a little thing we call three-dimensional space. Good lord.
LOVE VS. SEX: A teenage girl about 17 had gone to...
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Deep
This gave me chills..
GOD is Great!
So people believe this and yet unicorns are obvious nonsense?
I don’t understand the world anymore.
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My dashboard is full of
God, all of a sudden.
Why is everyone posting about God all at once?
Get your god away from me D:
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Kevin McHale, Jenna Ushkowitz, Matthew Morrison...
esbarroes:
( V1 V2 )
Extra
I just lol’d haha.
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“The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.”
– Dorothy Parker
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Amy Winehouse
A while ago she was a no good crack whore who did nothing but throw away her gifts and disappoint her fans.
Now that she’s dead she’s a fucking angel all of a sudden.
No, it doesn’t work like that I’m afraid.
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FUCKING FUCK! Amy Winehouse is dead?!!!! D; i am...
ch-ch-chianti:
Found dead at her apartment in London, UK Press Association reports.
She was the same age as me, 27 Years old. :(
“England’s Rose?” hah! England’s Rosé, more like.
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“My land is bare of chattering folk
The clouds are low along the ridges,
And...”
– Dorothy Parker, Sanctuary (via lifeinpoetry)
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Miranda, oh Miranda.
“A garibaldi has a raisin in, raisin is a fruit, that’s fruit out of context. I’m sorry but that’s like carrot cake; carrots are a vegetable, if I want vegetables I’ll have a carrot if I want cake I’ll have a cake! What next, CHICKEN SPONGE?! Get rid of the garibaldi!”
I laughed so hard I nearly peed.
