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Reblog this if you want a LONG anonymous message...

Aug 31st

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Aug 29th

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Aug 28th

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I think all my followers

should tell me they’d love to have me as a boyfriend! Because I’m sad. But also out of common courtesy! I’d have you all as my boyfriends and girlfriends if I could :D

Aug 28th

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I'm generally a nice guy, yeah?

So why don’t I have a boyfriend? :(

Aug 28th

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My poor, sad, empty room :( Moving house tomorrow. Tomorrow. I shall be moving house. Good heavens.

Aug 28th

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Itunes Meme ~How many songs: 336 ~Sort by song title: First Song:Acceptable in the 80s - Calvin Harris Last Song: Zombie Hop - Zombina and the Skeletones ~Sort by time: Shortest Song: Mr Zebra - Tori Amos [1.09] Largest Song: Rock Lobster - The B52s [6.49] ~Sort by artist: First Artist: Adele Last Artist:Zombina and the Skeletones ~Sort by album: First Album: Absolution - Muse Last Album: 21 -...

Aug 28th

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Men who make my (man-)ovaries go boom.

Aug 28th

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The awkward moment when I've been told I'm missing...

littlemonsterhp: But now I’m like

Aug 28th

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That awkward moment

When my best friend is missing 3 Gaga songs and I’m like And she’s like And I’m like And she’s like And we’re both like And then she’s like “DOWNLOAD THEM. DOWNLOAD THEM NOW.” And she gets them and we’re like

Aug 28th

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Aug 28th

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Aug 27th

Making a weird face at your best friend until they...

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Aug 27th

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Aug 26th

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Aug 25th

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Aug 25th

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Aug 25th

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Aug 25th

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Aug 25th

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Emo Confession #4

My attitude to being what society wants me to be is an enormous “fuck you!” I often say that I’m perfect the way I am and will change for no one but myself. My flaws make me who I am and my confidence, uniqueness and strength of personality/opinion are my greatest attributes. But honestly? Deep down? I’d give anything to be beautiful. I detest society’s stance on...

Aug 24th

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Beyond description.

How I feel. When I’m feeling depressed, people tend to notice and they ask me how I feel and why, but what’s so frustrating is that it completely defies description. It’s like trying to describe what a colour is; you can give someone a general idea of it but unless they see it they won’t know. I think that, to each of us, it feels so extreme and so all-encompassing that...

Aug 24th

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“It has lately been drawn to your correspondent’s attention that, at social...”

– - Dorothy Parker (via Flavorwire) happy birthday, Mrs. Parker (via amyvdh)

Aug 24th

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Aug 24th

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Aug 24th

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Aug 24th

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Aug 24th

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Aug 24th

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Aug 24th

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It's only been about 9 hours

But I miss my baby so much I just want to cry. He was my dog, my best friend and my only company. He was always there when I woke up and when I came home. Always happy and waggy and excited to see me. The house is so quiet and empty without him. So … bleak. I love you Benji

Aug 23rd

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Aug 23rd

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Hi.

My name’s Tom and I’m gay. I have to announce that because it totally defines my personality and life and it just won’t do to have people not know it. See, I don’t actually have a proper personality because I’m not interesting enough so I’m just dying to announce to everyone this useless and uninteresting piece of information like anyone gives a shit. Because,...

Aug 23rd

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Let’s raise hell in the streets, drink beer and get into trouble.

Aug 23rd

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Aug 23rd

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“I’m never going to accomplish anything; that’s perfectly clear to me. I’m never...”

– Dorothy Parker, “The Little Hours” (via gingerandjazz)

Aug 22nd

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Aug 22nd

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Women I would happily spend the rest of my life...

… for various reasons. Tina Fey because she’s an insanely hilarious genius and she’s beautiful. Sofia Vergara because she’s funny, she’s absolutely gorgeous and her accent is to die for. Lady Gaga, no explanation necessary. She’s Gaga. Adele because her voice is amazing and she’s beautiful. Gillian Anderson because I think she’s...

Aug 22nd

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Aug 22nd

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Aug 21st

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Aug 20th

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I wanted to be an actor ...

I think it’s something we all have hidden away somewhere; those childhood dreams that we were determined to pursue. Of course, as we got older, for most of us, reality set it and we realised that life is never ideal and our dreams will probably remain nothing more than that. I wanted to be an actor. But then it hit me that actually I might not be physically what an actor should be. I...

Aug 20th

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