September 2011
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Some of my favourite women of film and TV.
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Salem Witch Gaga
Yes, I have a room that is full of brooms But they’re not for transportation. Just because I’m quick with a candlewick Doesn’t make me an aberration! Yes, I have a skirt that is made of dirt That I dug up from your garden. Just because I don’t jive with your Puritan vibe I have to beg your pardon!
Which is the witch? Is it the girl who’s a little unhitched? Or the...
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the-absolute-funniest-posts:
You asked me what was wrong, and I said, “NOTHING.”
But then I turned around and whispered,
“BLAARGHGUGHAR.”
Click to follow this blog, you will be so glad you did!
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Welcome to Tumblr
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We are the people your parents warned you about.
Click to follow this blog, you will be so glad you did!
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Come On Children
awkwardnames:
I’m sure you can be arrested for that.
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A man’s called a traitor or liberator. A rich man’s a thief or philanthropist. Is one a crusader or ruthless invader? It’s all in which label is able to persist.
There are precious few at ease with moral ambiguities. So we act as though they don’t exist!
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m3rmaidqu33n asked: from the down syndrome post, i've gathered that you're fucked up in the head. my neice has down syndrome. you're purely ignorant and uneducated.
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What the fuck
is Nicki Minaj supposed to be?
I mean, seriously?
She looks like she’s escaped from an x-rated Disney land. Or she’s some kind of abandoned Barbie doll prototype that was accidentally brought to life by a freak lightning storm.
There’s eccentric and then there’s 72-hour involuntary psychiatric hold.
And for those of you eagerly discussing Nicki Minaj Vs Lady Gaga,...
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They say that white has might and thin is in.
Well, that’s just bull!
‘Cause, ladies, big is back and, as for black,
It’s beautiful!
adjvchhhhahhrrr
kissedmequiteinsane:
I jizzed. Twice.
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Unexpected inspiration
has struck me.
I haven’t written in a long time but now, as I’ve gone about my day, as I’ve gone to sleep and as I’ve awoken, a short story has almost completely formed itself in the back of my mind.
But now comes the hardest part; writing it.
Bragi, a little help would be appreciated.
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TUMBLR. WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME? →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Normal people: Why wont it open!? Me: Y U NO OPEN!!??
Normal people: I feel so lonely Me: forever alone…
Normal people: Ohh, I get it! Me: OH I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE.
Normal people: Lol, i dont care. Me: Cool story bro.
Normal people: OMG, hot guy alert!! Me: UNF! HNNNNGGGGGG.
Normal people: hahahahahahhaha, that’s funny!! Me: hahahhaahaha, what is air??!
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Deity of the Day: Frigg/Frigga
allthingsmagick:
Frigga is a Norse Goddess. She is the wife of Odin, and ruler over love, birth, marriage, destiny, and the sky. She weaves the sky and fates, and is considered responsible for the fertility of crops (due to the rain and sun from the sky). She is considered the “All mother.” She is a “seer”; she knows fates, but does not change the course of them. She gave birth to Baldr...
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seanyfresh:
“don’t look in mirrors too long. they get curious and start looking back”
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connuh:
these shoes are 300 dollars
these shoes are 300 dollars
these shoes are 300 fucking dollars
Awesome people my followers should follow.
Him.
Her.
Her.
Her.
Because they’re brilliant people with brilliant Tumblogs.
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The person I reblogged this from has a blog worth...
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Dear Whores of Tumblr.
Getting your tits out does not make you sexy, cool or interesting. Getting your tits out will only get you a lack of respect, a look of being cheap and easy and a strong following of perverts. Perverts that you will, no doubt, complain about later on. “Why are the only people who follow and reblog me disgusting, old, perverted men?!?!” because that’s all you deserve.
And,...
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