March 2012
I'm not sure I'm going to sleep ever again
After I made the mistake of going to Google Images and typing in ‘Callista Gingrich.’
I’m sure she wants me to die horribly and painfully, I just don’t know why.
You scary, America, you scary!
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Well, your grandmother is a blast-ended skank!
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Sometimes I’m on Tumblr and I open up a new tab and go to Tumblr again.
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Getting in bed now
Because it feels like someone’s stabbing a small MOUNTAIN into the inside of my skull and the back of my eye.
It turns out that the BBC news channel makes me...
It’s so depressing and boring.
“Petrol!”
“Politics”
“Petrol!”
“War”
“Petrol!”
“Woman sets fire to herself because she thought it was a good idea to decant petrol near a cooker. Seriously.”
“Also, petrol.”
“HARRY POTTER SETS OMFG”
“Dragonborn Dragonborn
By his honor is sworn
To keep evil forever at bay
And...”
– The Dragonborn Prophecy
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ohsweetignorantbliss started following you
Well hello there.
HAI.
Welcome to my world.
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There's no time to discriminate, hate every...
And, with that final lyric, I bid you good night.
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This ain't a scene, it's a goddamn arms race. I'm...
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Be obscene, be be obscene. Be obscene, baby, and...
I'd apologise for all of the lyrics posts.
But why should I? :D
Why is a raven like a writing desk?
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Why don't you just drop dead?
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We do it in the dark with smiles on our faces.
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Only a little bit of paperwork to do.
Then I can say goodbye to Keele university forever.
Last time I tried to leave they convinced me to stay. And now they want me to stay. “Oh, won’t you take a leave of absence and come back to us in September?”
Keele’s very much a Hotel California situation; you can check out any time you like but you can never leave.
“Relax” said KUSU, “we are...
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