Would you kindly?

xenitaph: They will never find the bodies here.

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:31:55 +0100

They will never find the bodies here.

sketchlynx: mister-sunny: people are boycotting the Kraft commercials for the “Zesty” salad...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:41:03 +0100

mister-sunny:

people are boycotting the Kraft commercials for the “Zesty” salad topping because it features a topless man in compromising situations.

people are boycotting it because it sexualizes a man.

people are boycotting a commercial that features one of the oldest marketing strategies because this time it’s a man being exploited.

listening to rock ‘n’ roll records oh sweet lord I love vinyl and I love my life

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 20:31:34 +0100

listening to rock ‘n’ roll records

oh sweet lord I love vinyl and I love my life

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 19:16:39 +0100

I need to be up for work tomorrow instead of sleeping I’m reading about wave function...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 02:23:09 +0100

I need to be up for work tomorrow

instead of sleeping I’m reading about wave function collapse, quantum superposition, and the many-world interpretation.

Again.

I need to wake up and realise I’ll never be a physicist because I suck at maths.

this couple in A&E are cuteif I were dying in a hospital bed I’d have no one looking after...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 01:34:58 +0100

this couple in A&E are cute
if I were dying in a hospital bed I’d have no one looking after me

I’m bored who wants to send me pictures of their genitals? I’m joking.

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 00:29:52 +0100

I’m bored who wants to send me pictures of their genitals?

I’m joking.

this woman’s having a DNA test to check if she’s “biologically an alien”

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 00:20:53 +0100

this woman’s having a DNA test to check if she’s “biologically an alien”

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Sun, 16 Jun 2013 23:56:14 +0100

I love people who think they’ve been abducted by aliens. This guy is abducted once a month by...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 23:49:45 +0100

I love people who think they’ve been abducted by aliens.

This guy is abducted once a month by an alien that has convinced him that it’s his mother. Also he has an alien lover that his wife doesn’t approve of. With whom he has had an alien baby.

And this woman on now has had 1,000 abductions since 1964.

And there’s an abduction support group.

Good god.

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Sun, 16 Jun 2013 23:40:36 +0100

Cakes for dad!

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 23:15:30 +0100

Cakes for dad!

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Sat, 15 Jun 2013 22:01:58 +0100

fartgallery: u call me a loser?? ill have u know i can smoke 3 weeds in 2 minutes. thats 1.5wpm...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 21:50:10 +0100

fartgallery:

u call me a loser?? ill have u know i can smoke 3 weeds in 2 minutes. thats 1.5wpm (weed per minute)

“What is Columbia if not another arc, for another time.” (x)

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 21:49:34 +0100

“What is Columbia if not another arc, for another time.”

(x)

helenadara: Some people take this website to seriously. I will never get over this joke

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 21:46:23 +0100

helenadara:

Some people take this website to seriously.

I will never get over this joke

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Sat, 15 Jun 2013 21:41:50 +0100

xainagal: if someone says they dont want to be touched dont touch them dont fucking touch...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 21:41:10 +0100

xainagal:

if someone says they dont want to be touched

dont touch them

dont fucking touch them

actually dont touch them

dont continue to fucking touch them after they make it clear they are uncomfortable

THIS ISNT FUCKING HARD DONT FUCKING TOUCH THEM

oh my god he wants to meet me please someone teach me how to be hot or at least sufficiently...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 00:19:32 +0100

oh my god he wants to meet me please someone teach me how to be hot or at least sufficiently desirable

sheafrotherdon: the look on their faces though. its like “omg,...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 22:02:22 +0100

sheafrotherdon:

the look on their faces though. its like “omg, charles. charles, charles. THE HUMAN IS WAVING. WAVE BACK, HURRY.”

This is the best thing I have ever seen