Vacancy needs filling.
I am currently accepting applications for the role of Permanent Full-Time Husband within my company/life.
Personal specification:
-You must be able to put up with fangirling. This may include, but is not limited to, arm flapping, squeaking, gasping, fainting and spontaneous rainbow vomiting/jizzing.
-You must have at least a mild interest in gaming and a willingness to further develop your gaming skills and interests. You must be willing to put with the fact that I don’t always live in this universe and may occasionally make brief (or prolonged) forays into fictional universes.
-You must actually like decent food. In decent amounts. Stuff with fat, calories and sugar in.
-You must be able to speak an actual language. Applications showing signs of pointless abbreviation, bad grammar/spelling or inappropriately informal terms will be disregarded. (If English is not your first language then you may appeal against this decision and request your application be re-evaluated).
-You must find the internet delightful, Tumblr addictive, fandoms heart-warming and hipster culture irritating.
-U mst axcept Dolan in ur haert nd contynue to trik gooby.
-You must be able to display a willingness to support me during my bouts of Pathologically Eccentric Weirdness.
-You will be able to see through that last lie and realise that my life is just one long bout of Pathologically Eccentric Weirdness.
Please pick up an application form at the reception desk, fill it in and return it as soon as possible. It may help us to process your application more quickly if you attach a copy of your CV and a covering letter. It may help even more if you attach a 6 inch chicken breast sub on Italian herbs and cheese bread, toasted with plain cheese, cucumber, a little bit of lettuce, onion, barbecue sauce and light mayo.
If you have any further questions, please don’t hesitate to get in contact.
Thank you for your interest in our company.
So I’m reading an article on gay shit and the comments section really started to piss me off. Naturally, the unpleasant Christians were out in force. Here is my contribution.
And when I say unpleasant Christians I mean “the unpleasant people who are Christians.” Not “the Christians, who are unpleasant people.”
See, even though I tried to a completely unbiased argument, I still tended towards a little anti-Christian-ness. And for that I’m sorry. You know I have nothing against anyone.
So yeah, not an unpopular opinion, because I’m sure it’s how most people feel, but an opinion likely to elicit unpleasant responses after the click …
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Nice things nice people say about me #7
“Can I just say that I adore you without sounding creepy? Your posts have so much personality and I really enjoy following you<3”
Guys, this is what Tumblr is all about.
Most of us don’t even know each other, we’ll never meet each other. Yet we still all have this amazing family-like dynamic.
We care about each other because we share interests and passions. If you ever needed an example of how love and caring can overcome ridiculous shit like racism and homophobia and misogyny then this is it.
I adore each and every one of my followers. Every last one of you.
therandomactorg:
hils-k:
therandomactorg:
Look! It’s now rebloggable! Spread the love. ♥
What a lovely idea! And not just applicable for Tumblr. Why not send people a Twitter DM, Facebook message, Livejournal PM. The possibilities are endless!
We would enjoy this expansion of the challenge very much. Great idea, Hils! You also deserve a heart. ♥
Yay!
I’m happy now! Just because it’s me.
An evening spent doing tarot readings for the bestie.
It was interesting and really rather fun. That is until it came time to her doing readings for me. Now, I can’t say that I particularly believe that tarot cards, or any form of divination, can aptly predict the future. I do believe, however, that they are remarkable tools for psychological purposes.
See, when you look at the cards you draw, supposedly you are looking at the rough construct of your future via some divine forces working through random elements. I think that when you look into the cards you see precisely what you want to. Not necessarily meaning that you see everything as perfect and the way you would like it to go, but you assign meanings to the cards depending on your expectations of the situations they are ‘predicting’.
As such, I believe that they can reveal to us what it is that we really want and what it is that we are expecting, drawing from both conscious and unconscious sources. They are very revealing and sometimes tell you things you don’t want to know or have been trying to avoid.
I found that out this evening.
An emotional, possibly retardedly soppy and gay rant is imminent.
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I do not promote people or their blogs.
But I’m making an exception here.
You’ve heard me talk about it before, I’m talking about it now and I’ll be talking about until I die. And even then I might not stop; I’m no stranger to the occult arts, you know.
http://therandomactorg.tumblr.com/
See that? Click on it.
Have you clicked on it? Probably not because you’re still reading this.
But you should.
You know why? Because when you click on it you’ll enter a world filled with rainbows, happiness, butterflies and love. But not clowns because they scare me.
And no, smart-arse, I didn’t mean literally.
But it could be literal if we all pull together and make it so!
Change rarely happens of its own accord. And when it does happen of its own accord the change isn’t usually good. We are the agents of change, my darlings. Let us change the world around us and spread happiness. (I’ve said ‘change’ too much and now it’s gone weird)
And no, happiness isn’t about buying a new SmartPhone, PS3 and car for everyone. It’s about the little things. It’s about strangers smiling at you, people you don’t know holding doors for you, people who are fortunate sharing their fortune with those who need it.
So do it.
Help. Feel good. Make others feel good. And what do you get when you multiply ‘feel good’ by ‘feel good’? Feeling freaking awesome.
See. Misha’s demonstrating.
I have been listening to the same playlist on my iPad/iPod/iTunes for about 4 months now.
And it hasn’t been added to, shortened or edited in any way. It’s merely labelled “:D” and it’s all of my favorite favorite songs.
It contains, organised by artist, these songs:
Back in Black - AC/DC
House of the Rising Sun - The Animals
Ball of Confusion - Anthrax
Paranoid - Black Sabbath
More than a Feeling - Boston
This Town Ain’t Big Enough for Both of Us - Sparks
Nutbush City Limits - Budgie
Milkshake - Chance
Layla - Derek and the Dominos
Toxic - Elixir
The Final Countdown - Europe
Bring me to Life - Evanescence
Hocus Pocus - Focus
Bad to the Bone - George Thorogood
99 Red Balloons - Goldfinger
Barracuda - Heart
Carry on Wayward Son - Kansas
Immigrant Song - Led Zeppelin
Sweet Home Alabama - Lynyrd Skynyrd
Enter Sandman - Metallica
Faggot - Mindless Self Indulgence
Ace of Spades - Motorhead
Blue Monday - Orgy
Talk Dirty to Me - Poison
Since You Been Gone - Rainbow
Living Dead Girl - Rob Zombie
Jumping Jack Flash - The Rolling Stones
Satisfaction - The Rolling Stones
Edge of Seventeen - Stevie Nicks
This playlist pretty much sums up my taste in music.
God, I love music <3
collegehumor:
Mainly because he lost the use of those muscles in his face.
beatlemaniafab4:
Forget Ste and Brendan. I’m shipping Kieron and Emmett. :D
It’s an awesome (and hot) thought.
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BAD WOLF
Tom.
Staffordshire, UK.
Gamer, reader, writer, thinker, tea drinker, mostly gamer.
After time adrift among open stars,
along tides of light and through shoals of dust,
I will return to where I began.
