collegehumor:

Loving Couple Headline

Mainly because he lost the use of those muscles in his face.

Our street.

I must say I’m not entirely enamoured with the type of people who’ve been moving into our street recently.

Whilst I have nothing against the less educated or cultured, I have a lot against the foul, obnoxious underclasses who spend their day sitting in front of their houses drinking, smoking and turning our street into some kind of Jobcentre-themed community art installation.

They are loud, they are unsightly and I not wish to have to look at them every day.

And they appear to be attracting others of own kind and spreading, colonising. They’re like a mildly sentient fungus.

I sincerely hope we move soon, to somewhere where the peasantry has no foothold.

Another pregnant smoker.

So, she smoked a cigarette every 45 minutes because it “made [her] baby stronger.”

What a fucking cunt.

Her mother smoked through two pregnancies and when they were children. Her brother had bronchitis as a child from her second-hand smoke and died at 21 of a heart attack and her daughter is obviously retarded so lack of oxygen to the brain? Probably.

You’re an absolutely disgusting disgrace for a human being and, if it weren’t for the fact that you have a baby to take care of, I’d probably wish cancer on you because i think you deserve nothing better.